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I just did a big site move. Now everything should be under "bavetta.com" Apparently Pacbell was dropping their hosting service and any pages in it would be deleted (that's being considerate). I found this place called "doteasy.com" which does web hosting without banners for a one-time fee of $35 - not bad, not bad at all.

I've been having fun making Bavetta.com ads. Check them out here

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JAVA.....java java java!!!!! I'm working on the Java programing language....

Python - I'm going to try to learn the "Python" programing language.

Apples and Oranges - A Comparison

"My Report on the Cold War"
The cold war happened in the winter. They did not have sweaters or jackets back then (they weren't invented yet) so they were indeed very cold (this is where the phrase "It's cold in here" originated). The war was over the boiling tapioca mix which was kept over a fire and used to soak in, much like the present day Jacuzzi. Some people thought it was too hot, others thought it was too cold. These two major groups separated into parties who named themselves the "Republicans" and the "Democrats" ("repu" from the Latin "too hot" and "demo" from the Latin "no way!")