Thursday, September 27, 2001

Well, the whole school has been sick and I guess it's my turn. I was out sick today and will probably be out tommorow as well.

Tuesday, September 25, 2001

Silence This Surgeon...
Things you do not want to hear during surgery:

1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

2. Someone call the janitor. We're going to need a mop.

3. Accept this sacrifice, O great god of the Volcano.

4. Bo Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!

5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

6. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

7. Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?

8. OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

9. And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.

10. Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

Andrew

Wednesday, September 12, 2001

It's interesting who comes to this site. To take a look, click the little blue square below the temperature.

Monday, September 03, 2001

Show me the monkey! It's dumb, it's usless, and overall it is pretty stupid; so I thought it deserves to be here.