Tuesday, July 31, 2001
Monday, July 30, 2001
Sunday, July 29, 2001
Hey! Here's a cool science thingamabober that I just discovered while fiddling around at work today. I noticed that if you take a rubber band, stretch it between your fingers, hold it vertically infront of the computer screen and then flick it, you can see the motion of the rubber band. It is very cool! Try it!
Friday, July 27, 2001
Tuesday, July 24, 2001
Signs Found at Businesses
On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
On a plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a tire shop: Invite us to your next blowout.
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: Hello. Can we help you pick your nose?
At a towing company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push.
At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
In a podiatrist's office: Time wounds all heels.
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment.
Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.
On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
On a plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a tire shop: Invite us to your next blowout.
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: Hello. Can we help you pick your nose?
At a towing company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push.
At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
In a podiatrist's office: Time wounds all heels.
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment.
Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.
Sentences Found in Patients' Medical Charts
1. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
6. Discharge status: alive but without my permission.
7. Healthy-appearing, decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
8. The patient refused autopsy.
9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant, with only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three days.
12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13. She is numb from her toes down.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
1. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
3. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
4. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
5. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
6. Discharge status: alive but without my permission.
7. Healthy-appearing, decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
8. The patient refused autopsy.
9. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
10. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
11. Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant, with only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three days.
12. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
13. She is numb from her toes down.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
Monday, July 23, 2001
Sunday, July 22, 2001
Friday, July 20, 2001
Tuesday, July 17, 2001
I installed Windows XP Release Canadate 1 (Beta) last night. I like it. It runs faster than Windows Me and has more stuff in it. The mouse even has a shadow. It says you can do a thing like "PCanywhere" or "laplink", through the help software, where you can work on someone elses computer over the net (it's made so geeks can fix other people's computers)
Sunday, July 15, 2001
Saturday, July 14, 2001
Wednesday, July 11, 2001
Tuesday, July 10, 2001
I no longer like the "doteasy.com" web hosting place. They disabled my ftp access (the only way I make changes to the site including posting things like this, the webcam, and everything else) because I had a webcam and was dragging down their connection. Ya, right. if it hardly dents my connection how could it ever impact their T1. Anyway, I've been down for 3 days now and will probably not be up again for another day or two. BOOOO!!!!!
Saturday, July 07, 2001
Friday, July 06, 2001
I just did a big site move. Now everything should be under "bavetta.com" Apparently Pacbell was dropping their hosting service and any pages in it would be deleted (that's being considerate). I found this place called "doteasy.com" which does web hosting without banners for a one-time fee of $35 - not bad, not bad at all.
Monday, July 02, 2001
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